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Crunch Report | Facebook Made Us All Dead

Posted By on November 14, 2016 in Written Content | 0 comments

Crunch Report | Facebook Made Us All Dead

Todays Stories

  1. Facebook suddenly says a bunch of its users are dead. Dont panic.
  2. Zuckerberg denies Facebook News Feed bubble impacted the election
  3. Alibaba smashes its sales record on Singles Day, despite concerns of slowing growth

Credits

Written by: Tito Hamze, John Mannes
Hosted and edited by: Tito Hamze
Filmed by:Joe Zolnoski
Teleprompter:Joe Zolnoski

Notes:

  • I dont know what to wear on Crunch Report (Its a hard decision and I suck at dressing myself). If you are a startup andwant to me to wear something mail me an XL T-shirt and Ill wear it in an episode. Im not going to mention the company on the shirt in the episode but it will be there. No offensive stuff, its totally at my discretion if I wear it.Mail it to me. Thanks <3 Ok, bye.

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